You know why Snake's voice is completely foreign to you? Because dat ain't Snake. It's so obvious this videogame is some Metal Gear fan's drug-induced fantasy, Kojima's just playing along and making it real. I mean, c'mon... Why else would it ask you to create a "new face" in the first 10 minutes of the game? "YOU'RE THE SNAKE NOW!" You just think you're Snake because everyone's got a boner for Snake. They couldn't get Hayter though, because it would be ~too real~.
My favorite part so far is the part where there's fucking branding in the credits. SRSLY Kojima? You credited the people who designed the fucking shades Ocelot wears? Konami sucks, but you as much of a lil "sell-out" as they are. Can't wait til the end mission's Bounty paper towel ad-placement.
Went through that entire prologue wondering if Kojima had the stones to show off Ishmael's dong at some point... Like, c'mon man, dude's wearing a hospital gown and there's a hint of buttcrack from time to time. How the fuck do you not dangle when you crouch in a hospital gown!?
This game is so unrealistic. The ball physics are unrealistic.
No you didn't. The whole "managng" mini-game literally plays itself. I had everything in AC2 by the end of it, save for stupid collectible bullshit... But of course, AC2 didn't FORCE ME TO GET ALL THE COLLECTIBLES TO SEE THE ACTUAL ENDING. I wonder what game has....